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mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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australiansanta

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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sir-pimps-a-lot:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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australiansanta

unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

kismetics

Bold What Applies

kismetics:

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.

I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around everyone at first.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/ girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.

I have broken a bone
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/ minor surgery.
I have killed another person. (WTF)
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.

I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I have more than 100 books in my room.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/ draw/ sketch/ sculpt write.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/ had:
Graduated high school.
Smoked cigarettes.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college or university level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.

Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play or production.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Gotten straight A’s.

Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:
Light brown
Brunette
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/ Ginger

My eyes are:
Brown
Blue
Grey
Green
Hazel
Light brown

I am:
Male
Female
Other

People sometimes label me as:
Slut
Girly
Ugly
Nerd

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/ other insects
Dying
Doctor/ Dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/ large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Open spaces
Lightning

I have:
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Married parents

lukecliffords

Bold what applies to you!

memeofficial:

Physical appearance:

I have blonde hair.
My current hair color is not my natural hair color.
I have curly hair.
I have green eyes.
I have red hair. 
I have natural highlights.
I am black.
I have lots of freckles.
My nails are usually painted.
I wear a lot of eye make-up.
I have bangs.
I have short hair.
I wear a lot of pink.

Belongings:

I own a hair straightener.
I have my own car. 
I have posters on my walls.
I have a pet.
I own a pair of roller skates or blades.
I have lots of bobby pins.
I own at least four bottles of perfume.
I have a lot of jewelry I never wear.
I own at least 5 pairs of jeans.
I own Converse.
I own a pair of high heels.
I own a leather jacket.

Family:

I have a step-relative.
I am adopted. 
My biological parents are married to each other.
I am an only child.
At least one of my great-grandparents is still alive.
All of my grandparents are still alive.
I am related to someone famous. 
I have a sibling who is in college.
I am a twin or a triplet.
I have a sibling who is married.
I have a sibling who is less than five years old.
I have more than one sibling. 
I see my cousins often.

Relationship:

I am married.
I am engaged. 
I have been proposed to.
I have never been in a serious relationship.
I have been asked out on a date. 
I have been cheated on.
I am asexual.
I want to get married someday. 
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I have made out with someone against a wall. 

Health:

I am lactose intolerant.
I have a food allergy
Someone in my family has died of cancer.
I have had surgery.
I have scoliosis.
I take/took anti-depressants.
I have attempted suicide.
I have been in the hospital in the past year.
I have broken a bone.
I have had strep throat.
I don’t drink enough water.
I exercise for more than 10 hours a week.
I wear glasses and/or contacts.

Friendship:

I have a best friend.
I am friends with a pair of twins.
I am close friends with at least one of my neighbors.
I have at least one friend who lives in a different country.

Experiences:

I have had a near-death experience.
The police have been summoned to my house.
I have been nearly run over by some sort of large vehicle.
I have been snorkeling.
I have been to at least 2 weddings.
I have been to at least 2 funerals.
I have been to an overnight summer camp.
I have been on a train.
I have lived in a different country.
I have spent the night in a motel.
I have written a novel.
I have been zip-lining.
I have been to a wedding or funeral outside of my home country.
I have failed a class.
I have cut class.
I have gotten a speeding ticket.
I have gotten a parking ticket.
I have been in a car crash.
I have been sent to the principal’s office.
I have been arrested.
I have been drunk.
I have taken a ballet class.
I have driven a car. 
I have been on an upside-down roller coaster.
I have gone to school or work after a sleepless night.
I have flown in a hot-air balloon.
I have spent more than 48 hours without sleep.
I have been in a talent show.
I have read Sherlock Holmes.
I have read all of the Harry Potter books.
I have seen all of the Harry Potter movies.
I saw the last Harry Potter movie in theaters.
I have thrown up on a plane.
I have worn my pajamas out in public.
I have worn my hair in a fishtail braid.
I have never been trick-or-treating.
I have posted a video on YouTube.
I have seen an episode of Supernatural.
I have worn colored contacts before. 
I have tried out for a sports team.
I have auditioned for a play. 
I have been in a school play. 
I have had a main role in a school play.

Personal:

I have a job.
I am afraid of heights.
I am not religious.
I live in an apartment.
I am extremely familiar with jet lag.
I want to change my name.
My first name ends with the letter “A.”
I don’t get nervous before making a presentation.
I have more than one citizenship.
I was born in a city.
I run a video blog.
I know what I want to do with my life. 
I am insecure about my voice.
I worry a lot about my future.

Education:

I am a student.
I go to a private school.
I have my Master’s degree.
I have taken a college-level class while in high school.
I have graduated from high school. 

Travel:

I have been to a third-world country.
I have been to the Carribean.
I have been to Boston. 
I have visited a college.
I have been to Florida.
I have been to New York City.
I have visited another country.
I have been to Egypt.

Skills:

I am fluent in more than one language.
I have read a book in another language.
I can braid hair.
I can do a cartwheel.
I can do a handstand underwater.

Interests:

I play Skyrim.
I play Minecraft.
I like country music.
I like to read fanfiction.
I watch Doctor Who.
I enjoy hiking.
I run track.
I like cooking shows.
I like chick flicks.
I love poetry.
I have written a song.
I am interested in cinematography.

Likes and Dislikes:

I like lobster.
I like strawberries.
I hate making my bed.
I enjoy science fiction.
I like roller coasters.
I like watermelon.
I like going back-to-school shopping.

Habits:

I go to the movies at least once a month.
I continuously bite my nails.
I have a habit of biting my lip.
I tap my foot when I’m nervous.
I have a paper calendar on my wall.
I often have to replace my earbuds.